get-happy-griff:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!

ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello

“Imperfections are attractive when their owners are happy with them.”

Augusten Burroughs, This Is How: Surviving What You Think You Can’t (via quotes-shape-us)

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

vintage-drunk:

do you ever just eat really good food and moan like your having an orgasm

Hold me, Niall!

shitwine:

Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

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BJs